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Monday, February 17, 2003

Legolas & LOTR Humor

THINGS YOU'LL NEVER CATCH LEGOLAS SAYING:

~LEGOLAS~

legolas - ( crying) he called me a sissy.... ( cries some more)
legolas - i need some booze
legolas - boring forest, let's go the the caves!!!
legolas - nobody likes me, everybody hates me, i guess i'll go eat cram......
legolas - ( one of the many times he tands gaurd at night and sings) 45 bottles of beer on the wall.....45 bottles of beer....
legolas - ( looking in the mirror) oh, where did this pimple come from....
legolas - my socks are very clean, i use tide

~OTHERS~

Treebeard - screw the free people of the earth i want me some entwife!
Uruk - ( singing) the hills are alive with the sound of muuuusiiiicccc!!!
Elrond - Yeah, isuldur was a cool guy....
Galadriel - YOU ALL SUCK!!!
Frodo - i feel very bright and chipper! oh look, mount doom's a little closer today!
Aragorn - AHHHHHHHH! save me, gods! Orcs! Big, ugly, Orcs! HEEEELP HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPP!
Saruman - okay, how about this... we SHARE the ring!
Ring wraith - ( humming) you are my sunshine, my only sunshine....
Frodo- AHH! Orcs! Orcs! Just kidding HAHAHAHAHA
Faramir - OH YEAH! Boromir's dead! GONE! outta here, YES! the throne is mine, the throne is mine WHOO WHOO WHOO! oh yeah! me, KING Faramir!
Gandalf - wait, i'm confused you stick your right leg in, then out, then in again? then you shake it all about?
Ring wraith - ( smoking a cigar) when we say we want da hobbit, we MEAN we want da habbit, Now please, da Hobbit!!
Gandalf - ( poundering) hmm, if i buy the red belt then it won't go with the new wizard robe thing i bought...
ARAGORN - ( after telling eowyn the she has to stay behind) ooh, that oughta make the mascara run...
Gimli - yes, i would like the lobster with white wine, please?
Legolas - no no no... i said the steak was to be BLOODY!!!
Pippin - what on earth..? oh, for the love of.... will you guys stop fooling around! we're on a grim and seriouse quest here!!
Arwen - ( while on the phone ) OH!! i so know! yeah, Aragorn can be a little annoying... he can't even do his own laundry!

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Sunday, February 02, 2003


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Monday, December 30, 2002

I saw Maid in Matthatan this weekend. It was pretty good. So if you are thinking about seeing do.

Legolas Draws His Elven Knives in a Melee at Helm's Deep

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Monday, December 23, 2002

1. You pay 11 $ to see the LOTR 15 times just to stare at Orlando...
2. You get kicked out of the movie theater for squealing too loud at moments when Legolas is on the screen...
3. You got arrested for stealing a huge life size carton LOTR poster from a movie theater...
4. You now want to learn Elvish...
5. You plan to go to New Zealand on the Spring Holidays...
6. You ask your grandma from Moscow to send you a video tape of LOTR, while the others will have to pay 11$ to see the movie you'll be at home watching it day and night, and who cares that its in Russian,it kinda sounds like Elvish anyway...hey that's what I did....(just sharing personal experience)...
7. You get suspended from school for beating up some girl that said that Legolas looks like Jessica Simpson ...(allmost guilty)...
8. You renamed your family dog to Orli or Legolas...even though its a girl.....
9. You rent Wilde just to see what Orlando looked like at that time...
10. You go to www.celebmatch.com to see if you could make a good couple with Orlando...(oh so guilty)...
11. You don't watch any other chanels than ABC, Space or Fox 29, just in case they show something about Orli or LOTR....
12. You downloaded a Legolas screen saver and wallpaper for your computer...
13. You downloaded a LOTR background for your ICQ...
14. You spend all your free time online searching for good Orlando Bloom websites ...
15. You actually make a list like this one to name all your Orlando Bloom obsessions...
16. You spent your free time on reading this list to find out something that you allready knew: You are obsessed!
17. You give a blond wig to your boyfriend as a birthday present...
18. You get everyone totally annoyed by talking about LOTR non-stop...
19. You start thinking of Legolas each time you hear someone say : Something draws nearer, I can feel it...
20. You don't have a printer so you spend all day painting an exact copy of one of the pictures online...
21. If you had to chose between all the money you want and a video tape of LOTR and other Orlando movies you would chose the movies.
22. Two minuts later you would change your mind, take all the money and buy all the Orlando Bloom merchandise in the world...
23. Your online nickname is something like : Orli's Lil' Baby ....(hey mine is)...
24. During your French class in school you to translate all the material you learn to Elvish... or at least try to...
25. You take lessons in archery...
26. You paste pictures of Orlando everywhere, you have them in your room in your wallet in your locker....
27. You bring a pictures of Orlando to school to put them into your locker, but then you realize that you don't have a locker so you go buy a lock and get a locker just so that you can put the pictures there...
28. You purposely leave your books in your locker in school so that you have an excuse to go and stare at him during the class...
29. You go to your locker to get your books and stare at Orli and accidently forget to go back to class...
30. When your teacher asks you why, your only excuse is : I was looking at this picture and time seemed to fly by so fast....
31. You allready told your teacher all about your obsession so she totaly buys it!
32. You get sick and when you go to the doctor he tells you that you have Orlandomania....
33. You got Orli's autograph and you framed it and hung it on the wall.
34. You plan on getting a tattoo of elvish number 9, just like Orli...(I am)
35. You suddenly start talking with british accent...
36. There are Orlando's initials in your signature...
37. Whenever you're in the park you carve Oralando's name on a tree...
38. Repeat untill all the trees in the park have his name written on them...
39. January 13th is your favorite holiday...you buy a huge cake and then eat it while watching your LOTR tape...
40. All your school projects end with: " ...and that's what makes Orlando so great.".
41. When someone asks you if you liked the latest movie with Brad Pitt your only responce is: "Who's Brad Pitt?".
42. You plan on moving to London....
43.You have a poster of a dark green Wolkswagen Golf on your wall...'
44. You are going to go to an acting school and become an actress just to see Orlando and maybe even do a movie with him...
45. You get into color green just because Orli said that he is.
46. You have used up all the printer ink and paper printing out pictures of and articles about Orlando.
47. You are planning to be an elf for the next Halloween.
48. You are planning to become a make-up artist so that you can make your boyfriend look like Legolas.
49. You are writing stories about Orlando Bloom meeting a girl basing the girl character on your self.'
50. You send e-mails to random website people at three o'clock at night beacause yes, you are TRULLY obsessed!
51. You wear your hair like Legolases everyday to school.
52. You buy Orlando Bloom posters online.
53. Your friends forget about your birthday, but plan a surprise party for you on January 13th.
54. You talk about him so much that your mom asks you whether Orlando is yout new boyfriend. And freaks out when you tell her that it's an actor that lives in London.

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	I saw T.T.T on Saturday. It was so good. I need to see it again. The annoying part is that it does not end at that part in the book.
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